I usually just delete emails if I don't know the sender or if the subject line doesn't appeal to me. The only reason I opened this one is because it was sent to the email address I started using recently for my new blog.
Subject: Knowing me, knowing you is the best I can do
Hi... a mail from Germany... a little bit surprised......
Well I looked and read a few topics of your new Bloggy .......
Yes my name is xxxxxxx and I'm living and working in xxxxxxxxxx.....
Where do you live?
I do speak German, English and a little bit Polish :-)........
best wishes
xxxxxxx
Ps Do you like dogs or cats?
Alright, in order to protect his privacy, let's call this guy Heart...sounds a lot like his name anyway.
He mentioned my new "bloggy" so I thought oh heck let's be friendly and say hi to the little Heart.
I replied:
thanks for your mail :* what languages do you speak? Yes, I love my labrador lady Shai( take a look to the foto)
bye Heart
I look for the dog pic but no pic there.
Then I get a fourth email with his dog's picture.
AND another email:
Subject: In the year 2525, if man is still alive
Hi, did you get my mail via cellphone? Did you try to answer?? Heart geht es mal so mal so..........Heart is a German
name....... what are you doing all a long a day?
bye
Heart
Ps. Heart is my real name not my nickname........ oops that mail via web.de was only a test from mailing we.de to
t-online.de ........nevertheless I'll wish you sweet dreams and keep reaching for your luck star :
I reply:
Yes Heart, I got your emails. I have several email addresses and I don't get a chance to read them all on a regular basis.
Then I reply to the dog picture email too:
awwww Shai is adorable!!!!!!!!! (:
I get another email from Heart:
Subject: Forever young, ( oh I love that song by alphaville )
Hi or Hello or good evening .. (How do you like it ,please ladys first!!
A little help from me , to send a mail from your PC to my cell phone. .....The reference linie=" Re: T-Mobile SMS EMail" please this line "delete" and then start in this line ++ and the text you want to tell me..but only 160 sign ( space bar is a sign,too)...and then please send it.................
best wishes....
Heart
Ps: your ! are driving a car.??... how fast can you drive on a highway??? Heart driving on a highway so 120 mph, .......Do you feel al little bit fear????
I reply to Heart:
Heart, are u on crack or sumthin?
Heart replies:
No, not really..... I love to live in this world, I mean in our world..... bye
Ps. Friends like stars, you cant them see not every day, but t h e y are every time for
you there.........
I reply to Heart:
This is what you give me to work with? Well, honey, I've seen worse We're going to turn this sow's ear Into a silk purse We'll have you Washed and dried Primped and polished till you glow with pride Trust my recipe for instant bride You'll bring
Wait and see
When we're through
Boys will gladly go to war for you
With good fortune and a great hairdo
You'll bring honor to us all
A girl can bring her family
Great honor in one way
By striking a good match
And this could be the day
Men want girls with good taste
Calm
Obedient
Who work fast-paced
With good breeding
And a tiny waist
You'll bring honor to us all
We all must serve our Emperor
Who guards us from the Huns
A man by bearing arms
A girl by bearing sons
When we're through you can't fail
Like a lotus blossom soft and palm
How could any fellow say "No sale"
You'll bring honor to us all
There - you're ready
Not yet
An apple for serenity ...
A pendant for balance ...
Beads of jade for beauty
You must proudly show it
Now add a cricket just for luck
And even you can't blow it
Ancestors
Hear my plea
Help me not to make a fool of me
And to not uproot my fam'ly tree
Keep my father standing tall
Scarier than the undertaker
We are meeting our matchmaker
Destiny
Guard our girls
And our future as it fast unfurls
Please look kindly on these cultured pearls
Each a perfect porcelain doll
Please bring honor to us
Please bring honor to us
Please bring honor to us
Please bring honor to us
Please bring honor to us all